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Engel Has no genitals

Joined: 30 Sep 2006 Posts: 23 Pictures: 0 Location: Hawaii
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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falcon should makea clan called peaches and cream. _________________
"The Tragic Truth is, All Death is Certain." |
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Falcon Forum Mod Deep Fried Spam Sandwich


Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 2786 Pictures: 12 Gallery pictures: 10 Falcon's gallery Location: Anigav 90013
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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I have made a fair share of stupid clans in the past such as clan "Asshole." I think my stupidity act is over.
@Blood_War: I have never lost to the dark side. The reason lies in my past...
The Story of Falcon - Rough Draft
After being accepted in the Shaolin Temple at the age of 6, I quickly rose as the most lethal warrior in the history of monks. No monk before me reached such a capacity to kill within a short span of 6 months. Such greatness could not be veiled in the peace and harmony of the Temple, for a Jedi by the name of Lij-Kan Tuk sought and took me for his apprentice. My ability, as I was told, resulted from the great concentration of midi-chlorians within me. Upon the completion of his tests, they numbered 6.0x10^7, far greater than the mightiest Jedi, or Jedi-turned-Sith as I should say, in history - Darth Vader.
I was but only 7 when Tuk was no longer of use to me, for in the span of 4 months and 2 days, my knowledge of the Jedi arts had far surpassed his and all Jedis before me. I could sense jealousy in Yoda. Because of my knowledge of the arts, and the vast wisdom no youth, or man, before me had ever held, I was instantly accepted into the Jedi council, the youngest in the Council's history. And because of my age, my abilities were overlooked and I could not participate in any missions until I had reached adult age by Jedi standards. During this time, I continued living my contemplative lifestyle, molded from the teachings of Plato and Aristotle. By human standards, I was a Philosopher King.
Living such a lifestyle consequently lead me to thirst even more knowledge, to seek where knowledge was bountiful - the Dark side.
At this time, there was but only one Sith Lord, a master who called himself Count Wooka. It took me less than a week to successfully locate him, where it took decades for Jedis to fail. I was instantly accepted as his apprentice, for he knew of my abilities as surely as everybody in the galaxies knew. I was given the name Falcon, Darth Falcon.
In the span of 3 months, I had learned all the ways of the Sith, including secrets long forgotten by history, secrets that no Jedi could even dream about. Shortly after Wooka recounted to me the story of the greatest Sith, of how he had been murdered by his own apprentice, I had slain Wooka.
That is how I, the greatest living organism in the galaxies, Darth Falcon, Lord of the Noikar, Ruler of the Seven Roirraw, Commander of the FFC, Master of the Sith Lords, Philosopher King of Homo Sapiens, and King of Namsdrows, never lost to the dark side.
Hahaha, that was fun to write. I never creatively written anything since elementary, so please excuse any grammatical errors. It is a rough draft, yes, but it was for fun so don't expect a more polished version. Enjoy! _________________ ***List of currently active Rakion trades***

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Crist0 League Spectator
Joined: 28 Sep 2006 Posts: 4 Pictures: 0
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:57 am Post subject: |
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LOL i like that falcon, i wrote an introduction for the clan i made, called rakion mafia im gona post it since no one looks at it in softnyx.
The Rakion Mafia (RM) is a game gang in the United States. It was formed in 2006 by Experienced Rakion players. The founding members formed the organization to protect players from other Rakion gangs. By using violence, the Rakion Mafia eventually gained significant power and control over The server activities in the Rakion chaos force system. As members were gaining power they extended their influence outside the Rakion Game system to control other games Over the Net.
The Rakion Mafia requires a vote of three members to make a new member or murder an existing member, but does not require a vote for a member to kill a nonmember.
Rakion Mafia members have to follow four rules, they cannot:
1. Be an informant
2. Be a homosexual
3. Be a coward
4. Disrespect or politic against another member.
Death is the automatic consequence for violation of any of the first three rules, and only a member can carry out the murder of another. RakionMafia expects its members to engage serious battles, clan practices, experienced player recruiting, and any other activity to acquire experience and exert power and control over other Clans. |
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Hyper League Newbie

Joined: 25 Sep 2006 Posts: 41 Pictures: 0
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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Falcon, I would be honored to have you in Sacred. You have known me for a long time now and we have become good friends. You have also become good friends with most members of Sacred. Also as you know we keep our numbers down to around 15-20 to ensure quality members over mass numbers. As of right now I would not be able to offer a knight spot. However, I think you know that a position in the clan is not what joining a clan is about. Its the enviorment and atmosphere.
OH YEAH PS: asclei just reminded me... I need to threaten with your life in order for you to join Sacred... thats how i got him! So listen up! JOIN SACRED OR DIE |
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LadyLuck League Newbie
Joined: 03 Oct 2006 Posts: 31 Pictures: 0
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:11 pm Post subject: this is hilarious |
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I love this thread, it is by far my favorite. I feel I need to give my 2 cents now.
Sir Falcon, Sacred would be elated to have you. You do know most of us well. We respect your courteous attitude and your willingness to help (me) XD. I am glad that you decided not to retire, you would have been sorely missed. Actually, you already were lol. Anywho, whatever clan you do choose will be extremely lucky I just hope that it is Sacred.
Till we play again Sir Falcon...till we play again. |
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LadyLuck League Newbie
Joined: 03 Oct 2006 Posts: 31 Pictures: 0
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:14 pm Post subject: another note |
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the story of Falcon is awesome....
absolutely Hilarious!!!!! |
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Falcon Forum Mod Deep Fried Spam Sandwich


Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 2786 Pictures: 12 Gallery pictures: 10 Falcon's gallery Location: Anigav 90013
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Hyper League Newbie

Joined: 25 Sep 2006 Posts: 41 Pictures: 0
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:43 am Post subject: |
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I can say that I am more than pleased to hear that I hope you enjoy your stay. Hopefully you will be around for a while. |
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hired_killer League Newbie
Joined: 26 Sep 2006 Posts: 25 Pictures: 0
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Falcon Forum Mod Deep Fried Spam Sandwich


Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 2786 Pictures: 12 Gallery pictures: 10 Falcon's gallery Location: Anigav 90013
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:31 am Post subject: |
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Hi! My name is Farooq and I am currently in clan Falcon, but I want to be in a clan with more than one person, and I like butts, but there is not point in saying that and why this sentence is so long beats me, but maybe I should shut up and like WTF is this guy on crack, oh how he wishes he WAS on a butt crack, but butt's are tight, and why am I referring to myself in 3rd person, but now I end this with a period. Please let me know who needs a warrior on their roster for Season 5 or something.
I am a rental hooker, I mean player, and I want to go to a strong contender for the Rakion League trophy in Season 5. Afterwards, I will probably go to a nice small clan like Darth.
A note to the Wise: If you want skill, intelligence, and/or hotness, then I am most definitely not the person you want.
Also, I will not use a microphone because that will give away my gender, something I wish not to do. But a better reason is that I don't speak English, and use forums primarily as a tool to improve my written English skills.
Thank-you for understanding. _________________ ***List of currently active Rakion trades***

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Anthyny TehTyny League God Site Admin

Joined: 13 Nov 2006 Posts: 1371 Pictures: 0 Location: Vegas
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:33 am Post subject: |
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lol.. old topic ericcc _________________
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Angel

Joined: 28 Mar 2008 Posts: 747 Pictures: 1 Gallery pictures: 1 Angel's gallery Location: My room silly
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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No kidding lol ...
It's almost like he wanted to remind people that he was missed at one point in time. Feeling nostalgic Porky? *pats you on the back* Hmmm. Well if it makes a difference ... I do enjoy sniping you in game. ^.^! _________________
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dark_rz The Sexy Burger
Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 1477 Pictures: 0 Location: New York
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Falcon wrote: |
Hi! My name is Farooq and I am currently in clan Falcon, but I want to be in a clan with more than one person, and I like butts, but there is not point in saying that and why this sentence is so long beats me, but maybe I should shut up and like WTF is this guy on crack, oh how he wishes he WAS on a butt crack, but butt's are tight, and why am I referring to myself in 3rd person, but now I end this with a period. Please let me know who needs a warrior on their roster for Season 5 or something.
I am a rental hooker, I mean player, and I want to go to a strong contender for the Rakion League trophy in Season 5. Afterwards, I will probably go to a nice small clan like Darth.
A note to the Wise: If you want skill, intelligence, and/or hotness, then I am most definitely not the person you want.
Also, I will not use a microphone because that will give away my gender, something I wish not to do. But a better reason is that I don't speak English, and use forums primarily as a tool to improve my written English skills.
Thank-you for understanding. |
hey Farooq >.> _________________
Season 5 is here. Get your clan in. 3v3 tourney |
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Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 2786 Pictures: 12 Gallery pictures: 10 Falcon's gallery Location: Anigav 90013
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Kazamoto

Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 628 Pictures: 0
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:09 am Post subject: |
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| Also, I will not use a microphone because that will give away my gender, something I wish not to do. But a better reason is that I don't speak English, and use forums primarily as a tool to improve my written English skills. |
nice... who needs to speak english when you can type perfect english. LOL _________________ A closed mind is easy to break, an open mind is unstoppable…
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