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GPAznEternity
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hes that rusted shovel left outside by the fence 
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HereCumSanta
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3 guys named Sam,Jason and Jasco have a summer job in a garden where every types of fruits grow.
One day,their boss says to them:
-My son is coming here for the weekend, he will be in the house just there, I dont want you guys to go see him or i will really make you cry.
-Ok,no problem boss! (they both said)
The next day Sam says to the other:
-Well, I'll go see his son,I'm sure he's not gonna do anything.
He talks with his boss's son and they become good friends.
When he go outside his boss sees him but says nothing.
Sam tell Jason and Jasco that their boss is doing nothing if they go see his son so they both go talk to him and become good friends with him.
The next day, their says to them:
-Guys! I saw you talking with my son, I will have to make u cry.
Each of you guys go take ur favorite fruit, 1 at a time.
Sam goes 1st,Jason just after and Jasco som later.
Sam comes back 1st with raspberries.
The boss says:
-Now take the raspberries and pull them in ur butt.
Sam starts crying after he did it.
Jason comes back aftter with bananas and his boss says:
-Pull the bananas in ur butt.
When Jason starts pulling the bananas in his butt he starts laughing so hard and rolls on the floor.
Sam says at him:
-Why the hell ur laughing? its not funny!
-I know but, i just saw Jasco coming back with watermelons!
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pppa
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hhahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahha 
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dssjoek
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that sounds like a movie I saw LONG ago.
It was hongkong movies and the story went as this.
There was 3 soldiers and they were late because they were using the bathroom( in the woods basically ).
The commander was furious since it was war time ( I think it was vietnam war ) and they should be on time.
So he tells the 3 soldiers to find their favorite fruits and bring it back ASAP.
Soldier 1 brought back Grapes.
Commander tells him to shove it up his behind.
Soldier 2 brings back apple and sees what soldier 1 is doing and starts laughing. Commander gets more furious and tell soldier 2 to do the same. but soldier 2 doesn't stop laughing.
Commander asks why and soldier 2 says, I'm sorry sir! I just can't stop laughing because soldier 3 was looking for more Watermelons when I was running back with my apples.
well that's the story ^^.. basically same story but from a movie 15-16 yrs ago.
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novacain4862
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| Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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heh ive heard many versions of ur joke joek
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dssjoek
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it's not my joke.. I saw this in the movie.. can't remember the name.. but it was made in hongkong.. but it's an OLD joke for sure ^^
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MastaBun
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A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do", the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the tree, then I'm going to go up
there and knock the gorilla out of the tree with this baseball bat. When the
gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the
cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks thehomeowner.
"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"
<3 apple for loving the jokes i post ^^ |
i dont get it |
The dog is trained to bite the nuts of the thing that falls outta the tree..... so if the guy falls outta the tree the homeowned uses the shotgun to kill the dog so the guy dosnt get his jewels bittin off by the dog T_T
didnt think id hafta explain this joke -.- |
it said a bull at the top no dog thats why i was confused O.O
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MastaBun
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O.o ooooo i got a knock knock joke
knock knock
who's there?
mase
mase who?
MASE GO GET A COOKIE |
plz stop doing unfunny jokes about mase |
you not funnnny 
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Alamadis
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A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do", the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the tree, then I'm going to go up
there and knock the gorilla out of the tree with this baseball bat. When the
gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the
cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks thehomeowner.
"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"
<3 apple for loving the jokes i post ^^ |
i dont get it |
The dog is trained to bite the nuts of the thing that falls outta the tree..... so if the guy falls outta the tree the homeowned uses the shotgun to kill the dog so the guy dosnt get his jewels bittin off by the dog T_T
didnt think id hafta explain this joke -.- |
it said a bull at the top no dog thats why i was confused O.O |
Pit bull = Type of dog. o.o |
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MastaBun
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had no idea... aint it in a pit then
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MastaBun
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ok... so there was 3 fathers with a son.... the first father was talking about how rich his son was and how he gave his friend a million dollars and a boat. the second father says my son is rich too he gave his friend a mansion and a lamborgini. so then the 2 fathers ask the third father "what does your son do?" He says my son is lovable and his friends gave him a million dollars,a boat,a mansion,and a lamborgini.
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BH-Dusk
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mastabun...no double post!
wuts the difference between a bench and a black man?
A bench can support a family!...if anyone is black on the forum...im sry =[ bad sterotype....
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HereCumSanta
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what happens when two black men are fighting in the darkness?
the 1st one who laughs gets punched in the face
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MastaBun
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what are you guys talking about??
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