The Current State of Rakion

DragonMan · Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 71 Pictures: 0

Well i wrote a short essay while i was bored on another rakion website. I guess i will post it here also to spread my message Razz

As I was browsing the information super highway I stumbled upon this forum. Bored out of my mind I decided to try out this game called Rakion. All my life I have been searching far and wide for the extreme striking sensation and I thought this may be my opportunity to ascertain it. I clicked download without a second thought, and sat vigilantly for it to finish. After a prolonged period of time the download was finished. At this point I was shaking with excitement, I could barely click install. I registered on the website while I waited for the game to patch. The number of patches amazed me as I thought the company running this game must take very good care of the game. I clicked start and the game started loading. Once the game fully loaded I was given the choice of character selection. The game gave me 5 choices so I automatically assumed the game was just recently released. Impressed by the archers bust size I decided to create her first. Buzzed with excitement I skipped the tutorial and immediately joined a room. As soon as the game started the graphics seemed fairly decent to me. I was looking around with my camera and I spotted a giant blue figure a few feet away from me. At first I was afraid to approach it because it looked like it would kill me. Pressing random buttons on my keyboard I hit Q and my bow came out. I loaded up an arrow and aimed directly at this square nippled freaks head. I pulled back the bow, released the mouse button and screamed the words, 'BOOM HEADSHOT'. Nothing appeared to happen to him. So I continued walking around and saw a red portal. I decided to enter and saw another freakishly red figure in the distance. I went up to him and did the same as I did to the blue square nippled thong wearing freak. But finally something happened the screen read, 'You need the golden sword.' With my tasked at hand I ventured on my way for the quest of the golden sword. I saw a white portal which I entered from and decided to walk in that direction. Immediately the screen started reading, ‘Guard our master golem.' My heart just skipped a beat as I started panicking. I rushed back to my golem and saw a group of enemies running towards me. I pressed tab and noticed all my teammates had died. I had to carry my team’s weight on my shoulders. I was dedicated to avenge my fallen comrades for their lives will not be lost in vain. I pulled back my bow and aimed for the one with the golden glow. I released my bow and hit him with precision accuracy and he fell to the ground. I thought to myself that my counter strike skills from playing Cevo-M and Cevo-P skills would come in handy. But suddenly another enemy came up to me and 9 white spiders came out of him. They started shooting me from every direction. I thought to myself the battle is lost, but I managed to narrowly escape. Before I could hit the golden enemy he killed my giant friend in 2 shots. I immediately messaged him and asked him how he killed it so fast. His reply was, ‘I got a stat buff you NOOB.’ The word noob strikes my e-pride in such away it feels like a spear going through my heart. I immediately hit ESC and went to the waiting room. I wanted to acquire this object called ‘stat buff’ also. Looking around I went to the most logical place I could think of, The Shop. It read purchase price is 5000 cash. I clicked it and said you need more money. So I went running to my mom and asked if I could have my allowance, she said no as I had already advanced one weeks worth for some tampons and gummy bears. I decided to keep playing the game and my goal was to reach level 11. Slowly I started to learn the ins and outs of the game and considered myself ‘PRO’. Occasionally running into the stat buffers the game was pretty enjoyable. After a few days of playing I finally achieved level 11. Finally thinking I can play with the big boys I was riddled with excitement as I was once before when I started the game. I made a 1v1 golem game and the first person to join was a level 99. I was in shock seeing my first level 99. I had so many things to ask him I didn’t know where to start. I greeted him with a simple Hi. He responded back saying, ‘STFU noob and start the game.’ I thought to myself, he must be having a bad day not all level 99s are complete dicks. The game starts and he kills me in 1 special and I am in complete shock. A few rounds pass and he kills me over and over again. Finally another person a level 30 joins my room. I think we can finally win a round. I spoke to early another level 99 from the same clan as the other joins. So now it’s a level 11 and a 30 vs. 2 99’s. I ask the second 99 how I should put my 33 stats. He ignores like the other level 99. Thinking this games a piece of shit full of cash whores I decide this is my last round before I quit the game. Then suddenly a person by the name l)ragonMan joins my team. With such authority he enters the stay up area. In such amazement I see his extraordinary warrior. i stand up close to him hoping I can take a screen shot with him for my memoirs. Standing beside him made me feel like a horny school girl. My clitoris was all wet from the glowing red enchants, the way he held his sword, everything about him turned me on. Just looking at him felt like stimulation to my Grafenberg Spot. Oh how I yearned to be swept off my feet by a man like him. I go and stand beside him and pull my bow back to take an action screen shot with him. By mistake I let go and shoot one of the level 99s. Considering his 150 stats and my weak range not hurting him much, he would forgive me. I thought wrong because both the level 99s started chasing me. They both started double penetrating my archer. I scream for help and came running to my rescue was the man of my dreams, l)ragonMan. He back grips one of them and tells me to make a run for it. I immediately make a run for it down to the gold golem. One of the level 99s summons a turtle on me. I automatically assume the turtle is slow and it will never be able to catch up to me. I was completely wrong again this level 99 turtle was the fastest thing I have ever seen in this game. It ends up killing me in 1 attack. Now its 2v1 for the legendary l)ragonMan. At this point in the game it is an all out blood bath. But after the grueling match l)ragonMan clutches victory. At the end of the round I ask Mr.l)ragonMan why he had helped me. He responds back, ‘I am the protector of noobs. The I am a silent guardian, a watchful protector. You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I'm whatever Rakion needs me to be. They will hunt me. They will condemn me, set the turtles on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their noobyness rewarded. I am l)ragonMan.' With that one last bright hope my rakion carrier ended, because I am 36 with no job, living in my moms basement and I cant afford anything in the game >.<THE END
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DragonMan · Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 71 Pictures: 0

Sorry for the grammer errors and not making paragraphs n stuff. this is my rough draft i wrote it in 5mins >.< and i had to cut out stuff cause everything wouldnt fit from copy pasta
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you say tamato i say tomato, you say get em i say got em

Dr.PP · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:22 am Post subject:

nice nice . the next chapter should be about how this person wants to join a forum for this game but gets troll'd by a handicap and his pet doggy
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tronn · Joined: 30 Nov 2006 Posts: 598 Pictures: 0

Nice read.
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lvl 99 bs-xBHx

Master Shake · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:48 am Post subject:

Great read.
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ark135 · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:18 pm Post subject:

wow that was creepy and you are always one of the lvl 99 cash wh ores anyway

DragonMan · Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 71 Pictures: 0

yes it would be creepy for you. Seeing as you are g@y and you like cock, it would have made more sense to you if it was a homosexual story.

ark135 · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:35 pm Post subject:

lol go outside man and stop dreaming about rakion archers...its just sad

DragonMan · Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 71 Pictures: 0

Oh, well, there's where you're wrong. I don't dream about rakion archers, there's a few i've banged. I make my gf dress up as a archer and poke with my sword. anways i doubt you go out cause of your fear of getting hurt. Judging by your pics your stick arms will break under the slightest pressure and your pale complexion tells me you never go out Duh

Here here doggy ark if you can tell me what Grafenberg Spot is and what happens if it gets repeat stimulation i will gives you a cookie Cool

Falcon · Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:14 am Post subject:

If you can tell me how to stimulate it in a man's buttocks, I will give you another cookie.
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ark135 · Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:29 am Post subject:

being that you have never posted any of yourself your not one to talk...i'm full blooded irish so i cant really get a tan and being skinny has nothing to do with muscle

when you stop fantasizing about girls and find a real one then you can talk. p.s. your candian hooker doesn't count.

Master Shake · Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:18 pm Post subject:

My gf sucked my pp last night, do I win?
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Confoozed · Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 192 Pictures: 0

looll. it was a great read. it actually made me lul. after the half point of the story, it just got so different and hilarious.

great job Smile