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Now I haven't seen it nor will EVER see it, unless I dunno am forced to lol....
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Wow... I really don't know where to start with this one so I'll just get straight to the point – This movie was a steaming pile of crap. Nothing about it worked. Nothing at all. I would rather be shot in the face than watch half an hour of this abomination again. The actors were terrible; there was no chemistry between them at all. The dialogue was clumsy and clichéd. The special effects were just awful. However, the biggest crime that New Moon commits is that it was boring. Very very boring. I wouldn't be at all harsh towards the movie if it were at least mildly entertaining. It creeps along slowly at an agonizing pace. Kristen Stewart holds the same neutral expression throughout, as if she's not interested in being there herself. Whilst I wouldn't call this the worst movie ever made, it really has no excuses when you take the budget into account.
1/10
Also, this is not a vampire movie. Vampires burst into flames and die slowly and painfully in sunlight, not glitter like fairies. I don't really know what those posing, pouting, entirely unintimidating things were, but they sure as hell weren't vampires. |
Lol that last line is basically what I said about the first one. Total garbage and the writer of the books should be gagged to death with a roll of film from these movies.
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:52 am Post subject: |
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dont lie, you know u went to c it and u loved it 
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:19 am Post subject: |
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| dont lie, you know u went to c it and u loved it |
No the movie I went and saw was at the XXX Ciniplex. That was called "The Twilighting Kaffir: Full Moon".
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| Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:06 am Post subject: |
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lmfao, you should put that in your review thread |
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i heard this movie is pretty homo
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Meh, I didn't mind it, I deal with drama all the time, and the movie(s) didn't differ much from what I deal with all the time. Wasn't bad I guess.
Doesn't hurt to watch.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:56 am Post subject: |
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Someone sounds Emo.
SPOILER ALERT!
REAL LIFE IS ABOUT PROBLEMS THAT GUESS WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE... EVERYONE HAS PROBLEMS BUT THAT IS JUST IT THEY ARE THEIR PROBLEMS TO SOLVE.
Get over it and live your life the best you can, or end it and quit your bitchen.
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law abiding citizen is a great movie, you should see that one
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I have I just didn't do a Topic about it.
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| imdb.com needs a new rating scheme for this movie: Turd |
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| imdb.com needs a new rating scheme for this movie: Turd |
i think movie reviews are pretty retarded, you either like it or you don't
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| uuhhh.. if i wanted to date a pale kid. i would go to Britain. |
Ireland or Sweden would be better.
But i really think this movie suck as much as the harry potter series,i mean wtf how many years will harry be in high-school?6 movies n he still there.the F*** he doing,is he taking phd on wizardry or something? |
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Isn't the school supposed to be for even years though?
Like 10 - 17 before dem be adults.
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