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Falcon
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 Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 6:01 pm Post subject: Boredom solution |
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Chat with strangers @ http://omegle.com/
This shit is funny. If you happen to be talking to a "12/F/New York", that's me; I ask for A/S/L in all my conversations. *Giggles*
I don't get why people always leave midway through our conversation. *Shrugs*
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You: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: Hey
You: How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: You're making me nervous
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Like wtf. OnLive
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[cOoKiE]
Joined: 09 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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Convo 1:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello?
You: Hello random stranger
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: I am quite welll! and you?
You: Good
You: 1 question.
You: Do you like it in the pooper?
Stranger: okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Convo 2:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna c a hot guy naked?
You: Wanna see a hot guy naked?
You: I mean what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Convo 3:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hello random stranger
Stranger: How r u
You: Good
You: You?
Stranger: ok just battled one of Marishiasu's dark minions
You: You're a boring nigger =/
You have disconnected.
Convo 4: (My favorite one lol)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you ghey?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: why?
You: Because the last 3 people I talked to here were ghey
You: And It's annoying
Stranger: uhh
Stranger: okay
You: So?
You: ARE YOU A FAGGOT?!
Stranger: diaf bigot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Convo 5:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Are you a faggot?
Stranger: no
You: Good
Stranger: asl
You: Do you support the brotherhood?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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xxWICKxx
Joined: 11 Sep 2007
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Location: California
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| Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: oh yesss awwhh yeh mmm babbyy
You: asl/
You: ?
Stranger: 19/f/cali
You: oh nice
Stranger: you?
You: 18-m-cali
Stranger: damn bby
You: where u stay at?
Stranger: san fran.
You: oh
Stranger: you?
You: North hollywood
You: u got msn?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: but i should suck yur dick sometime
You: nah i dontt want ur aids
Stranger: why not?
You: LMFAo
Stranger: how did you know I had AIDS?
Stranger: omgggg
You: Lol
You: ur wack im outz
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Master Shake
Pot Head
Deep Fried Spam Sandwich
Joined: 24 Sep 2006
Posts: 3579
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Location: Houston, Tx
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| Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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ok what nub was this
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI!
Stranger: hello try this game really fun =)
http://skitgubbar.mybrute.com
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Falcon
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Location: Anigav 90013
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| Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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Wick you fail man. The goal is to make THEM leave first!
I like how, 9 times out of 10, if you give out your ASL first, their ASL is gonna be the exact same but opposite sex.
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[cOoKiE]
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| Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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Wick you fail man. The goal is to make THEM leave first!
I like how, 9 times out of 10, if you give out your ASL first, their ASL is gonna be the exact same but opposite sex. |
So far I've gotten 4 out of 5 to drop the convo lol. This is fun |
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lengend
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
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Location: public_html/home
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| Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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what dicks
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
Stranger: where you from
You: new york, but is it ok if i am a midget?
Stranger: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: sfl?
Stranger: how are you?
You: asl*
Stranger: what's this?
You: my penis
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected
i think this one is my best
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: I just killed my parents what should i do??
Stranger: virtual sex with me?
You: are you female or male?
Stranger: male
Stranger: and you?
You: meh i can swing both ways
You: male my good sir
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: i am lovable
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
another one
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: yo
You: yo
Stranger: yo yo#
You: wut up G
You: we must have no life f'ing around on this site
Stranger: nutin man, jus surfin eggs
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg
Stranger: yeah man
You: LOL
You: haha
Stranger: tell me about it
You: i just told someone i killed my parents lmfao
Stranger: why not tell them you licked your parents
Stranger: that could be more fun
Stranger: and less damaging
Stranger: perhaps?
You: but...i did kill them
Stranger: oh shit
You: :O
Stranger: try licking them next
You: i did
Stranger: so, you like black eggs?
Stranger: check my link man
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg
You: i like asian
Stranger: im from japan
Stranger: you?
You: england
You: you got a ps3?
You: lol
Stranger: no man
Stranger: duck PS
You: Wii?
Stranger: PC 4tw
Stranger: nope
You: true dat
You: lol
You: damn microsoft site ain't loading
Stranger: ok, i dont like your vibe, you lost me with the parent shit
You: i'm beta testing windows 7 and i need a update
You: **viral link posted here**
Stranger: go eat some century eggs
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg
Stranger: enjoy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Master Shake
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Location: Houston, Tx
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| Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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this is all i got 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI!
You: well duck you too
Stranger: oi
You: oi?
You: wtf is this zelda?
You: oi means big brother in zelda
Stranger: duck u
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NodMan
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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I run over kid's skateboards for fun when I am bored.
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[Tanif]
Joined: 07 Nov 2008
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Location: MIAMI :O
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 501 993 6583 call it sexy
You: mMm
You: call me first
someone call that. im too scared to.
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Master Shake
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not a real number
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[Tanif]
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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uhmm WTF IM SCARED.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hrrrr
Stranger: Hello, this is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.
You have been reported to the FBI.
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electric_bug
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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LAWLS, see ya in a few years Tanif
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[Tanif]
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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it has to be a joke -_-
i havent said anything on this site other than Hi, Hrrr, Cubano, mMm call me first
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Evolutions
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: morning?
Stranger: evening?
You: morning
Stranger: where
You: england
You: u?
Stranger: usa, late afternoon
You: asl?
Stranger: male
You: oh cool, i'm male too, wana duck? i mean what
Stranger: dude, you whack!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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