Limiters guide to obtaining a jailbait.

Limiter · League Fanatic Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 223 Pictures: 0

After giving it many thought I've decided to reveal my guide to obtaining a jailbait.

The first step is to find a jailbait. This is often very easy since they can be found in the chat in rakion. They'll be surrounded by many other desperate kids going "lololol *hugs blank*" or "I wubb youuu blank". Others can be found in 1-10, 11-30 and rarely in 31-99(Chances are they already have a master if they've made it that far) or they have "girl/gurl/etc" in their name. Once you've spotted your jailbait, you follow her around and engage in a casual conversation. You can use lines like "Hey I've played with you before! ^_^" or "WOW you're really good! : D". Remember to use smileys after every sentence! This is very important. Once you've gotten their attention you take it to the next step and add them to your messanger list(If they haven't added you already.) You continue casually finding out more about your jailbait and getting to know her. When you're ready you take it to the next step and ask for their "AIM/MSN" and continue your chats there. This is hard to obtain sometimes since jailbaits can be very troublesome but after beating them with your level 90 this can be accomplished and they'll say something to you like "Wow you're really good! I want to be JUSt like you!". Thats when you know you have them. You can now progress your relationship further and ask for their pictures(Since jailbaits are known for using fake pictures of celebrities to attact more attention to them.) or invite them for an intimate talk on ventrilo(Once in a while the jailbait will tell you she won't have a mic and when you ask her to get it she will ignore your question, thats when you know it's time to move on and find a new one.). These steps are needed to confirm that your jailbait is in fact a girl and underaged. Once you're done with that and your jailbait has gotten to know you better and is more comfortable she will then ask you for power user or for you to charge cash(Since she most likely won't have any.). It is VERY important that you do charge some cash for her or you jeopardize the relationship and forever losing your jailbait!! Your jailbait will reward you by saying things like "*HUG* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!". This is the only sure way that you will know that the jailbait will stay with you. Remember that as long as you keep your jailbait happy and entertained she won't run away from you and you can raise her all the way to level 99 and fight other jailbaits for you! Beware, jailbaits are often known to ditch and find themselves a master who will charge more cash for them. This is when things go wrong. You have two choices, you can either charge more cash on them or ditch them and find a new jailbait. Just remember one important thing, jailbaits are temporary things and will most likely get bored and move on so be careful to to fall for it or charge too much cash.

Now that you know my secrets to hunting & breeding jailbaits, happy hunting~ Maybe one day in the future we can create a league where jailbaits will fight against one another to see which jailbait is better.

ImRichBioch · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject:

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes note* thank you master I learned a lot from you ;o

PS: YEAH RIGHT I ALREADY KNEW THIS PIECE OF CAKE rawr ._.
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KingTonberry · Joined: 26 Nov 2006 Posts: 77 Pictures: 0

I lol'd. Nice guide.
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supa_ · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:34 pm Post subject:

LMFAO LFMAO LMFAO.
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Limiter · League Fanatic Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 223 Pictures: 0

[L]una · Guest Pictures: 0

You just warned every potential jailbait alive. :].

Everyone, kill Leemeeter.

Limiter · League Fanatic Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 223 Pictures: 0

The beauty of the jailbaits is that few actually care about the game and visit these sites. : D Besides, I've retired. Hopefully some young padawan will follow in my footsteps..

Jowy2000 · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:47 pm Post subject:

shit I didn't feed my jailbait PU, will she lose willpower?
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Limiter · League Fanatic Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 223 Pictures: 0

[cOoKiE] · Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 797 Pictures: 0

What does it mean when my jailbait refuses to talk to me on vent? o.O

She says things like "Oh my mic is broken, I don't have enough money to buy a new one."

In your wise words sensei:

May the force be with you U.U

Ryan · League God Joined: 25 Sep 2006 Posts: 801 Pictures: 0

Wow limiter you fail. Jailbaits are supposed to give the master cash and power user. Trust me, i would know ^.~
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Asianese · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:26 pm Post subject:

LOL! ..
wait a second.. I use a lot of smilies in game. .where is my jail bait D=?
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ImRichBioch · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:32 pm Post subject:

Damn actually I think Im gonna make a fake jailbait ;o to get free cash ._.
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LordHector · Joined: 22 Oct 2006 Posts: 13 Pictures: 0

LMFAO!

supa_ · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:20 pm Post subject: